I bleed butterbeer
and cry firewhisky

I am bad wolf, I am sherlocked, I am an angel of the lord, I am in love with five british homosexuals, and I will vote knope 2012.

My name is Whitney, and I am hopeless and awkward and desperate for love. You have been warned.

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❝Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops.❞
(—— Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five (via blua))

❝If you don’t know about Tumblr then you are not supposed to know about Tumblr. Its like fight club.❞
(—— John Green)

❝It’s the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer.❞
(—— Sylvia Plath)

  • Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret?
  • Lemony Snicket: Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding.

❝But I must admit I miss you quite terribly. The world is too quiet without you nearby. I go to bed early and rise late and feel as if I have hardly slept.❞
(—— Lemony Snicket, The Beatrice Letters  (via eternallyinthetardis))

❝I’m in love with you, and I know that love is just a shout into the void, and that oblivion is inevitable, and that we’re all doomed and that there will come a day when all our labor has been returned to dust, and I know the sun will swallow the only earth we’ll ever have, and I am in love with you.❞
(—— John Green, The Fault in Our Stars (via skeletales))



❝This moment will just be another story someday.❞
(—— Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being a Wallflower (via 4mbivalent))

❝But I must admit I miss you quite terribly. The world is too quiet without you nearby. I go to bed early and rise late and feel as if I have hardly slept.❞
(—— Lemony Snicket, The Beatrice Letters )

❝But here’s the thing about rights. They’re not actually supposed to be voted on. That’s why they’re called rights. No state shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States.❞
(—— Rachel Maddow)
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#YUP #quote

❝Like in Titanic, when Kate Winslet’s character loved those weird paintings by a little-known artist named Picasso? And in the audience of the theater you were laughing to yourself because you knew Picasso turned out to be kind of a big deal? I’m trying to tell you that I’m Picasso.❞
(—— Mindy Kaling, Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns))

  • Interviewer: What's your guilty pleasure?
  • Sara Quin: Pleasure never makes me feel guilty.